Angry Gran Run Review- Temple Run Main Star Gone Lunatic And Had A Sex Change
Temple run has an astonishing earning of millions, which resulted in a sudden surge of similar games invading the app store like Agent Smith in the Matrix Trilogy. With templates so easily available, no wonder so many game developers are latching on this trend.
Guys, remember when you were in the army doing some physically daunting task? No matter how hard you tried, your inhumane, crazy, love-deprived sergeant will scream, ” Is that all you got?! My grandmother can do better than you!” And all of us, drenched in sweat and physical fatigue will unanimously, mentally respond, ” why not ask your grandmother to take over then?”
Well guys, that line wouldn’t be effective anymore. Because this granny which we will be talking about, might possibly be the grandmother of one of your sergeants.
Angry Gran Run is not much of a difference from the typical “temple run”. We believe that the title actually gave the whole story away. However, we found this game oddly addictive. Knowing that it has nothing to do with the genre, we soon realized that it was all the other elements that made this game quite a winner.
The game starts off with a cut scene of a granny dashing out from an asylum and into the streets. Tilting left and right will have the granny strafing (yes, Counter Strike terms!). Swiping will have her acrobatically leaping, sliding or swerving to avoid obstacles or to negotiate bends. There was a little bit of lag when making a turn though. Not sure if the developers did that deliberately to increase the adrenaline. Look, crazy or not, nobody wants to see an old lady getting injured. Given her physical competence, it made us pondered for a moment how the hell did they manage to get her into the asylum in the first place.
No primate like creatures chasing you, your objective is to simply cover as much distance as possible while collecting coins along the way. Obstacles are pretty random, such as a landed UFO spaceship, giant tuna, construction workers dashing across the road with a 10 feet long glass panel and what looks to us like a rolling giant spray can. Trust us, the idea of having an athletic crazy granny avoiding random obstacles is way funnier than you can ever imagine. Granny? Jumping over an alien spaceship? If you share this story with your friends, they will think that you are crazy, not the granny.
Players get to unlock different power ups like dash advantages, or slow time, invincible sprints. But as we have mentioned, gameplay isn’t the key selling point for this game, but the graphic is. So save up your coins and have your grandmother wrecking havoc in a banana suit, or a zombie thriller MJ look-alike suit.
Another twist to this game is that you are able to run into punks who somehow, got fixated in your way. By crashing into them, you gain punk combos. Look, if your parents are at home and your parents are awake, you may want to mute your device. Upon crashing into those punks, your granny lets out an odd orgasmic-like wail and the punks will groan in pain. Sounds pretty much like raunchy bad sex, doesn’t it? We, at Gameographics, have only male game reviewers. And there were moments of awkward silence when we were testing this game together, hearing our grannies hitting on those masculine punks (yes, pun intended).
Given the number of spoof temple-run games clogging in the app store, it is challenging to find one of such games, which you can truly enjoy. However, there is this slapstick humorous attraction with Angry Gran Run. So if it has been ages since you fired up temple run, or have been living in the rocks, not knowing what temple run is, give this game a shot! And remember, mute your devices!